We do not understand why your human brains make your human bodies feel funny, but we also do not want you to associate negative feelings with our arrival. So please squeeze this to relax!
$6.00
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DIRT RECEPTACLE
This welcome entrance thing doesn’t guarantee a visit from us, but it lets us know that if we do come, you won’t be scared! We wouldn’t want to scare anyone.
$38.00
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PERSONAL UFO
Due to gravity, humans cannot leave the ground on their own. Throw this disk to get the simulated enjoyment from watching it soar!
$12.00
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